So, Mony Python and The Holy Grail , is one of my all time favorite movies. It is a very Sacreligious movie, but in good taste. It makes fun of Great Britain Mythology, ( King Auther and Knights of the Round Table.) But the Witch Scene, is one of my absolute favorites. The fact that they are that excited about casting out a person, to go and dress them up and make stupid comments on what makes a witch, astonds me. The fact they say, she has a wort, and she has a witch note, which they had put on her. But still insist on her being a witch.
The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one
The Witch: *They* dressed me up like this!
Crowd: We didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well?
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a bit.
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*
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